…summer holiday!
Yes, we’ve dug out the Travel Scrabble and packed the wellies, for tomorrow we board our charabanc to the seaside.
While we’re sampling such local delicacies as winkles, rude postcards and donkey rides, we will be unable to tend to the needs of you, our Reader. But don’t worry yourself too much, because we will be back, refreshed and skint, on 3rd August.
If you fancy a laugh while we’re gone, you could have a listen to the terrible answer phone message my dear husband left on the business line.
Until then… here’s a list of the top 20 stupid complaints made by British holiday makers.


